Questions, Questions

I preached today at Church. I was talking about questioning God...I wound up looking up a bunch of stupid questions just for fun, I picked a few that I liked that I was unable to use. I hope you enjoy the questions:
  • You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?
  • Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?
  • Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?
  • Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on?
  • Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think about what somebody said, or do they hear the words in their head?
  • Why are the adjectives 'fast as' and 'slow as' often used in conjunction with hell, is hell slow or fast?
  • Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat them?
  • Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
  • Is eating a mermaid considered cannibalism?
  • Why does it say do not use before work with heavy machinery on the back of childrens tylenol?
  • Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars.
  • Did Yankee Doodle name the feather, hat, town, or his pony Macaroni?
  • Why is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won't hit them?
  • Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
I found these here.