You Know You are as Old as Trevor When...

1. After shaving you go to wipe shaving cream from your hair near the temples and it doesn't come off, because it is grey hair
2. You remember life before computers
3. The computers you first used were measured in kilobytes (Commodore Vic 20)
4. You used to actually "dial" the phone
5. You played Pong when it first came out
6. You love 80s music
7. You used to be able to beat teenagers at most sports, and now you have to cheat to do it
8. You know you are not cool...and you really don't care (in fact you embrace your lack of coolness with bad jokes and purposefully wearing "bad clothes")
9. 5 years seems like a short period of time
10. Your sports heroes who you are sure just came into the league are retiring
11. You are turning 35 today